1. In a moving car
Driving on most Russian roads is dangerous in itself. And sex in a moving car can considerably fray nerves, if not the car itself. If you have decided to try it at all costs, observe a few rules: the driver is buckled up, does not take their hands off the wheel and keeps their eyes on the road. It is advisable to stay in the right lane. The lady will take on all the work. She will have to straddle facing her partner in order not to block the view.
2. On the Ferris wheel
The Ferris wheel attracts fans of sex in unusual places. A couple of minutes, and you will be on cloud nine in both a literal and figurative sense. However, at this moment, an unpleasant surprise may reveal itself — a fear of heights, accompanied by not-so-sexy symptoms like dizziness or even vomiting. Nausea will certainly not inflict any physical injury on anyone, but the moral damage from a ruined date is hard to evaluate.
3. On the beach
Sex on the beach looks beautiful only in the movies. In reality — and any gynecologist will confirm this — sand that gets on the genitals can cause pain, cuts, and even infection. If having sex on the beach has always been your cherished dream, protect yourself from sand by using a large blanket. The best option is sex in a beach lounger. Just don't fall off!
4. In the forest
During a walk in the forest, you might be tempted to step off the path, delve into the thicket, and have sex on a sun-drenched clearing? It’s worth refraining, and it’s not just because of poisonous plants, but also due to the ubiquitous insects and especially ticks, which are also eager to have the chance to penetrate into your sacred space. You won't even feel how an unfriendly little spider or tick-carrier of unpleasant diseases climbs up your bare legs.
5. In the water
Sex in water is unsafe. Firstly, the condom tends to slip off at the most inconvenient moment. Secondly, water dries out the vaginal mucosa and washes away natural lubrication, leading to micro-tears. If it is salt water or chlorinated water, the risks of infections and injuries increase.
6. On the internet
Yes, yes, sex on the internet can be extremely dangerous. Moreover, it doesn’t matter who the partner is — your girlfriend away or a random lover of virtual pleasures. In case of a quarrel or misunderstanding, a spicy video with you in the lead role can end up online and become fodder for trolls of all kinds.
7. In a hammock
Swinging in a hammock is great. But having sex in it is dangerous. One of you will definitely fall out and get bruises and bumps in the most sensitive places.
8. In the shower
Sex in the shower breaks records for danger. When all surfaces are wet and slippery, it’s easy to fall and break something important.
Which places do you consider dangerous for sex? Share in the comments!
