What to Remember
First of all, make sure you are not visible to surveillance cameras. Of course, unless you are planning to become local porn stars and the subject of discussion among at least the security staff, and at most the entire company.
Make sure your colleagues have left, and if not, that they do not intrude into your cozy corner. Close the door, prop it if there is one.
Remember how everything was before your arrival, so you can tidy up and cover up the traces of the "crime" later.
Now, let's move on to specific locations.
Where to Have Sex
In the Office
The classic of the genre is sex on the office desk. We learned this from masterpieces of pornography, and we all know a few great "desk" positions.
And American comedies taught us to do it on a printer-scanner-copier. And preferably, this multifunction device should be the size of a tank. The partner sits on it (or stands nearby, but lying on it with her chest), and the device works wildly, making an imprint of her buttocks (or breasts). And it buzzes, hums, and vibrates, you laugh, and everything is fiery.
On the Stairs
You can also have sex on the staircase, more precisely — on the very top landing, which leads to the attic or goes out to the roof. Or, conversely, on the very bottom level, in that dark place called "under the stairs."
On the Roof
Speaking of the roof: if there is access to it, and the weather is dry and relatively warm, then you can treat yourself to sex in the open air!
At one time, we were allowed to go to the roof at work: you could smoke there. The roof is ordinary, flat, quite large.
Once, while walking on it with a colleague, we went to the far end and suddenly realized that we were completely hidden behind the protruding ventilation ducts. There were no buildings taller than ours around, and we were completely invisible to anyone. We had an excellent spontaneous and very passionate sex.
In the Conference Hall
If you work in a large organization with conference rooms and other event spaces, you can wait until they empty. And there, your imagination can run wild almost without limits.
Of course, you should be most attracted to the large table in the middle of the hall, if there is one. Try not to blush later while sitting at this very table during a general staff meeting.
Once, a colleague with whom I had a romance decided to surprise me with a secret dinner in the presentation hall. He led me there, and on the large oval table in the center of the hall, there was a bottle of wine and a plate of cheese. Just as he started pouring wine into cups, we heard someone walking down the corridor.
We didn't want to be seen, so we hid under the table. In the end, we stayed there: we spent the evening sitting practically under the table, sipping wine and snacking on cheese. Of course, dinner turned into making love.
Afterwards, we almost fell asleep there! It would have been funny if someone had found us in the morning sleeping under the table, cuddled up.
In the Manager's Office
This incredibly spicy option surely originated in your lustful mind! Of course, it is feasible only if you can enter the office without a key. And yes, like in most other cases, you'll have to wait until evening when all the employees have gone home.
At that time, I was in a strained relationship with my boss due to work disagreements. And every time I went to his office for discussions, I looked at the leather couch in the corner and thought about taking revenge on my boss by having someone on that couch. This thought helped me relax a bit.
But I didn't think about it seriously until one day at a corporate event, a colleague started hitting on me. That's when I suggested we go check if our boss's office was locked.
It turned out that he had left the corporate party earlier than the others and forgot to close the door. So we had a great time on that couch! After that, I started to look at both my boss and our arguments much more easily because that couch became my secret ally, sort of.
By the way, after a while, my boss and I actually found a common language. But I certainly didn’t tell him about the couch.
In the Bathroom
The bathroom can suit a warm meeting of two colleagues, although it's far from the most romantic place for a date. Even if the bathroom in your building shines with cleanliness and has no unpleasant odors, you are probably past the age where you would want to have sex in a cramped stall. We’ll leave this option as a viable one, but don't particularly recommend it.
In the Storeroom
But having passionate love in some storeroom is actually quite great: it has an intimate atmosphere, is often dark and cramped, and there are some shelves to hold onto. And it's still not a bathroom.
At one point, I watched the series "Scrubs," where the characters often had sex in the storeroom. I suggested to my playful colleague to try such risky sex. The thought of someone catching us was very exciting, and the sex turned out to be simply magnificent.
When it was all over, we tried to tidy ourselves up while standing there in the dark. Then we listened for a long time to see if someone was passing by in the corridor, and carefully peeking out from behind the door, just like in the movies, we checked if the way was clear for an escape. My colleague liked it so much that we repeated this story more than once.
Perhaps this danger of getting caught, being discovered, attracts the most. And importantly, if you take this step even once, you will start to have a special fondness for work!
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