1. Sex on the beach
If the scenario involves the sea, sand, he and she, then it's rare for a director to resist a couple of minutes of beach eroticism. And we understand them: it’s beautiful!
In reality, sex on the beach is truly enjoyable only if we are talking about a cocktail. In other cases, it's a questionable pleasure. Pebbles are too hard a surface for making love. And sand getting into the vagina and getting stuck in the folds of the penis causes abrasions. This, in turn, increases the chances of contracting some unpleasant infection. Plus, contact with "soft" sand may tear the condom.
How to reduce risks
- Bring a couple of warm items: after hot sex on a night beach, it's easy to catch a cold.
- Find a truly secluded spot and make sure no one is watching you.
- For more discretion, you can use an inconspicuous position — for example, on your side or the cowgirl sitting variant.
- Lay down a large and thick blanket or at least a towel.
2. Sex in a body of water
Heroes of movies and series often dive into a pool, river, sea, waterfall, or any other body of water to enjoy each other. Even Jon Snow couldn’t resist — although in his situation, it’s better a warm underground lake than bare rocks or frozen ground.
In practice, sex in water is fraught with the following unpleasantness 6 Things You Need To Know Before Even Trying To Have Sex In A Pool/Hot Tub/Lake :
- Dryness. When water enters the vagina, it washes away natural lubrication, which threatens micro-tears and irritations. The situation worsens in salty sea water and chlorinated pools.
- Infections. Dirty water introduces bacteria found in the lake or sea into the vagina and on the glans of the penis that is exposed during an erection. And this is a direct path to urinary tract inflammation.
- Candidiasis. Chlorine used to disinfect pool water disrupts the natural acid-base balance of the vagina. As a result, healthy microflora dies, while the Candida fungus begins to reproduce uncontrollably, leading to thrush.
- Damaged condom. With insufficient lubrication, the risk of it tearing increases. Moreover, it can simply slip off unnoticed. By the way, condom manufacturers do not check how moisture, salt, or chlorine affects latex and do not test their products in water, which they honestly warn about in the instructions.
How to reduce risks
- Stock up on lubricant, and make sure it’s silicone-based. Oil-based lubricants can damage the condom, while water-based lubricants wash away quickly.
- Use a female condom. First, it is already lubricated on the inside. Second, it is made of polyurethane, which, unlike latex, withstands exposure to chemicals and oil-based substances (such as sunscreen or oil-based lubricant). Third, this barrier will protect against infections and is unlikely to be washed away by water.
3. Sex in the shower
Lovers face the same dangers as in any other body of water. However, the situation is worsened by the tight space and slippery surfaces.
Unsuccessful intimacy in the shower is referred to by doctors as Shower Sex Injuries Are on the Rise: Here’s How to Get it Right the most common cause of sex injuries in middle-aged men. A neck sprain, wrist fracture, ankle sprain, back muscle spasms, hernia — this is a partial list of what a 50-year-old macho might face if he is not James Bond.
How to reduce risks
- Buy a non-slip mat for the shower.
- Use our tips on how to make shower sex perfect.
4. Sex while driving
Besides fines and loss of license, what else can result from having sex in a car while driving at 100 km/h becomes clear within the first few seconds of the film “Basic Instinct 2.”
But films teach nothing. The first serious study A preliminary study of sexual activity as a distraction for young drivers of sexual activity as a distracting factor behind the wheel showed: in the US, 32.8% of young men and 9.3% of girls engaged in this in a moving vehicle.
Most often, it was about oral sex (70.3% of cases) or genital stimulation by hand (60.4%). However, 11% of respondents boasted that they managed vaginal penetration. Almost half of the thrill-seekers didn't even think of slowing down, admitting that the speedometer showed 90–130 km/h. They probably took a cue from Charlie Sheen in the movie “The Chase,” who pleased a girl while fleeing from the police.
How to reduce risks
- Park in a secluded place.
- Choose one of the correct positions suggested by Loverssex.
5. Office sex
If the heroes of the film are career-obsessed and literally live in the office, where else can they have sex?
Perhaps, about 15% of real office workers think similarly Your coworkers are probably having sex with each other, suggests new survey and admitted to using workspaces for purposes other than their original intention.
Experts explain Shocking number of Americans have sex at work that many people experience high stress at work, and sex is the simplest way to relieve tension. Especially when there’s a pretty subordinate nearby, like in the film “Secretary.”
By the way, the heroine of the movie eventually married her boss, and the actress who played the lead role, Maggie Gyllenhaal, received a nomination for a Golden Globe.
But don’t be deluded and try to replicate this. There’s a high risk that in the end, you won’t find a wedding waiting for you, but inevitable conflicts, accusations of harassment, dismissal, and a stain on your professional reputation.
How to reduce risks
- Avoid romances with bosses and subordinates — this is the riskiest situation.
- Wait until the end of the workday.
- Make sure that you are not being monitored by cameras and that you have not forgotten to turn off video chat.
- Follow our instructions.
6. Sex with flair
Leonardo DiCaprio's character in “The Wolf of Wall Street” is certainly not a role model. Especially in the erotic scene where he blissfully has a candle between his buttocks.
Interestingly, the actor did this episode without a body double. But that doesn’t mean you won’t get burned in a similar situation.
How to reduce risks
- Use only special low-temperature candles for massage or erotic games.
- Even these are intended for external use only: do not drip wax into the mouth, anal, or other openings.
- Keep ice (in case your skin gets too hot) and water on hand: fire safety rules still apply.
