Do I even need this?
It's voluntary. But keep in mind: spontaneous sex in a public place brings such a rush of adrenaline that it can become the best experience of your life. Such a thing you won't forget at the very least.
And do many people have sex on airplanes?
Oh, absolutely! There is even the "Mile High Club," which one becomes a member of right after the experience of sex on an airplane. It's quite a prestigious membership, considering that this club has esteemed members like John Travolta, Barbra Streisand, Miranda Kerr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, and Johnny Depp.
Where can an ordinary person indulge in passion at an altitude of 10,000 meters?
There are several places for that:
- Bathroom stall. In the airplane restroom, there are two oxygen masks. Which means, sex in the stalls is formally allowed.
- Empty seats. The back seats are the best choice, especially if all three are empty. This way, you'll attract the least attention.
- First and business class cabins. Here you can be completely alone in spacious seats; some airlines even provide beds for flights. But the adrenaline from such an adventure is significantly less.
The flight attendants are busy reciting safety rules. Is it time to start yet?
Not the best time to start. We recommend waiting until everyone is asleep, including the flight attendants.
But if you can't wait any longer or if the flight is short, at least wait until they start serving food. Everyone will be preoccupied with lunch, and no one will care about occupied restrooms.
It's best to choose less crowded flights and make sure there are no children around.
How much time do I have?
Not much. Even if there are only 10 people on board, and they are all sound asleep.
If the choice is the restroom, it's best for the man to go there first, prepare, and start when his partner arrives: you won’t have time for foreplay. It's also better to choose an outfit that can be quickly removed and put on.
And who would agree to experience such an adventure with me?
It's great if you have a partner ready for any adventures with whom you are traveling.
But what if you don't? Members of the "Mile High Club" share stories of meeting people in airport bars that lead to interesting situations, but such practices are unlikely to be very common.
Right away, we want to warn you against making advances towards flight attendants. Firstly, it might just be unpleasant for them. Secondly, while on duty, they are prohibited from engaging in physical pleasures — such are the safety rules, including yours.
Only advantages. So, nothing bad will come of it for me?
It will! Starting with the bacteria that the airplane restroom is full of (make sure to stock up on sanitizer), bruises from turbulence, and ending with quite high fines and imprisonment.
For instance, French airlines fine for such behavior at 15,000 euros, and Romanian ones threaten seven years in prison. However, Swedish airlines offer complete freedom of action for just 50 euros for two — it’s worth checking out their routes.
Russian airlines can impose fines for sex on board from 37,500 to 75,000 rubles or arrest for up to 15 days.
It's best to find out about fines from the airline you choose before flying and not break the law.
