To start, a short legal primer. Although there is no direct ban on sex in public places, it can be considered petty hooliganism Article 20.1 of the Administrative Offences Code of the Russian Federation. Petty hooliganism . Love delights in children's playgrounds threaten allegations of lewd acts Article 135. Lewd acts , and in a cemetery — in desecration Article 244. Desecration of the bodies of the deceased and their burial places of the bodies of the deceased. All of this carries the risk of punishments in the form of fines, corrective labor, and even prison sentences. So try to find a more secluded corner or make sure there are no witnesses nearby. In general, we warned you.
Where to have sex in an apartment
Besides the usual sofa, there are many other places in an apartment where you can make love and at the same time add some pleasant variety to your intimate life.
1. On the kitchen table
According to 7 Sex Moves To Try On A Table For Maximum Heat psychiatrist Carol Liberman, men often lose their minds at the thought of sex in places associated with food. “Subconsciously, they feel as if they are being fed, cared for,” explains the psychologist. Thus, the pleasure becomes double.
A classic kitchen scenario is when the partner sits on the table and the man enters her or performs cunnilingus. However, doggy style can be particularly spicy: the girl lies on her stomach on the countertop, and the partner is behind her.
2. In the shower
In the shower, you can slip or burn yourself by turning on the water too hot. But who has ever been stopped by that? We recommend that the most cautious and thoughtful take our advice into account.
3. In the bathtub
Yes, it's romantic, but not very convenient. It's difficult for two adults to even fit in one bathtub, let alone make active movements. You'll have to literally intertwine your bodies while sitting. You can also experiment with the cowgirl position. Tip: don't pour too much water. Instead, add plenty of fragrant foam.
4. On the washing machine
The technique is almost the same as on the table in the kitchen. If the machine is turned on, then the effect will be enhanced by pleasant vibrations.
5. Beside a mirror
Do you like watching people have sex? Be a voyeur for yourself, peeking at yourself in the mirror. By the way, the mirrored surface allows you to achieve the impossible: to maintain eye contact with your partner in the doggy style position.
6. By the window or on the balcony
This option is for those whose erotic fantasies revolve around having sex in public. But be extremely careful. Such experiments can end badly, as happened British couple injured after falling from French balcony during ‘passionate sex session’ in the summer of 2019 with a pair of hot British tourists in Cannes. In a fit of passion, they fell from the balcony of their hotel. The lovers were lucky that the room was only about three and a half meters from the asphalt and everyone survived.
Where to have sex in public buildings
Keeping in mind the criminal code, avoid schools, kindergartens, and playgrounds, as well as cemeteries. After all, there are many other locations where you can let loose.
1. In an elevator
The better prepared you are, the higher the chances of success. Choose a time when the elevator is rarely used. Make sure there are no cameras in it. Dress in a way that won't require long fidgeting with fasteners. And learn to use the "Stop" button. It will help if you feel you are running out of time.
2. On the roof
A romantic place where only fellow adventurous lovers can peek at you. Or roofers. Both are unlikely to call the police.
3. In a store dressing room
Combining sex with trying on a dress or underwear is a favorite fantasy of many couples. It will be easier to realize it if you take a few items with you into the booth. Behave quietly, and most importantly, wear comfortable clothing that is easier to unbutton in all strategic places.
4. In a photo booth
Unlike a dressing room, a photo booth will completely hide you from prying eyes. At the same time, you can take spicy pictures as a keepsake.
5. In a public toilet
If desire grips you in a restaurant, nightclub, or supermarket, then the toilet is probably the only place to escape from prying eyes. Hurry up while you still have this opportunity.
For example, at a resort New toilets designed to stop people from having sex in bathrooms in Wales, public toilets are going to be equipped with weight sensors for "preventing inappropriate sexual activity." It is still unclear how the issue with very heavy individuals or disabled people who need assistance will be addressed.
Where to have sex in the office
Almost half of Britons dream about sex in the office with a colleague Nearly half of office workers fantasise about having sex with a colleague , while 14% of Americans admitted 14 percent of Americans have had sex at work that they have engaged in it at their workplace, with one in ten cases involving a boss.
The bad news is that 17% of violators of business ethics paid for their non-standard relationships with their jobs and reputations. If your career is important to you and you can’t resist experimenting, it’s better to be cautious in advance. Wait until everyone leaves for lunch or to go home, make sure the doors are securely locked, and that there are no surveillance cameras watching you.
1. In the storeroom
If statistics are to be believed The #1 Spot Where People Have Sex At Work, Says Study , this is a favorite place to relieve tension at work. At least among men. This is easily explained: in the storeroom, you can close yourself off and feel "at home".
2. In the conference room
The same statistics claim that women prefer a more comfortable and formal setting for sex, specifically a conference hall.
3. In the break room
Many modern offices have one, and its purpose is to relax and take a short break from challenging tasks. You have cozy couches and chairs at your disposal. Just check that the office is indeed empty. And what about the all-seeing eye of the webcam?
4. On the photocopier
The plot of a sexual act on the photocopier is popular in porn and is usually accompanied by the printing of imprints of a woman's butt. In reality, not all equipment can withstand the pressure of passion and may break.
5. In the boss's office
In principle, this is convenient and almost safe. Of course, if the boss is one of you two. And if you are not worried about issues of harassment.
Where to have sex in transport
The sound of the wheels and the wind of distant travels excellent awaken libido. But even having moved away from home only a short distance, you change the environment and refresh your feelings.
1. In a car
For some couples, this is a convenient opportunity to be alone, while for others, it is just a spicy detail in the erotic menu. Park in a deserted place where no one will disturb you and try one of these positions.
2. In a train compartment
At least once in your life, you should be lucky: your compartment neighbors missed the train, and you are left alone. It's a sin not to take advantage!
3. In the hallway
This can only be done by the most passionate and physically strong couples. The technique can be borrowed from Vladimir Mashkov in the film "The Thief".
4. On a bus
Night journeys can be terribly boring and exhausting, and the high backs reliably hide you from prying eyes. The ambiance invites to oral sex. However, true intercourse is more for professionals of compact sizes.
5. In an airplane
Extreme, but real. This can be done in available free seats, if the cabin is not crowded, or in the restroom.
Where to have sex in nature
First, we recommend familiarizing yourself with the basic rules. Now let's go through specific scenarios.
1. In a tent
A tent gives a sense of personal space where you can let loose. No one can really see you. But everything outside can be heard perfectly. If you want to keep your relationship a secret and don’t want to encounter giggles with advice, try to avoid loud screams.
2. In a hammock
Hanging a hammock between trees takes 5 minutes. But even in models designed for two, having sex is extremely uncomfortable, if at all possible. It’s better to use the hammock as a sex swing: one of you sits or half lies in the hammock while the other stays outside. This position allows for both regular and oral sex.
3. In a hayloft
Sounds attractive, and the smell of hay is pleasantly ticklish to the nostrils. But remember that dry grass can be unpleasantly prickly, so at the very least, bring a thick blanket. The experience of a night in a hayloft can be spoilt by omnipresent pollen, which can irritate the mucous membrane. And there's definitely no escaping that.
4. On the beach
Pleasure is subjective. Gravel painfully digs into the body, and sand gets into all intimate places causing abrasions. But if that doesn’t scare you, take a thicker blanket and make sure no one is watching.
5. In a body of water
As is known, water washes away natural lubrication. Therefore, stock up on silicone lubricant in advance: oil-based can ruin the condom, while water-based dissolves too quickly in its native element.
6. At the top of a mountain
For some, it's not enough just to conquer the peak with a loved one — they want to celebrate the triumph with fabulous sex. But two nuances need to be considered.
First of all, at the very top you will be blown by all the winds, which is fraught with colds. Secondly, there’s an illusion that you are alone in the whole wide world. In reality, you are under public scrutiny and might even be filmed — as happened to a couple of thrill-seekers Randy couple filmed having sex by astonished walkers on mountain peak , who climbed to the top of Devil's Door in El Salvador.
7. In a hot spring
Hot springs seem like the perfect place for sex. You feel warm, relaxed, and the jets caress your body pleasantly. But, as with any body of water, you remain without natural lubrication. So again, silicone lubricant should be at hand.
One more point: hot springs are typically equipped for family recreation or wellness procedures, leaving little chance for privacy.
8. Under a waterfall
An orgasm under a waterfall is an unforgettable experience. However, not everyone manages to achieve it, given the water temperature.
9. On a boat
A boat allows you to move away from the shore a considerable distance and finally be alone. Only the birds flying overhead will see you. But you'll have to have sex slowly and carefully to avoid capsizing. And yes, do you know how to swim?
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