Sex on the floor is not the most common and exciting Preferred positions. A look at sexual favourites across Europe and The U. S. / ZAVA fantasy. But sometimes you want something sharp, passionate, and aesthetically pleasing at the same time. For example, that impulse that connected the characters of Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider in the legendary film “Last Tango in Paris.”
At the same time, it's important to remember: real life is not a movie. To ensure that sex on the floor is remembered as an act of dizzying passion and not bruises, scraped skin, and ruined clothes, one must prepare for it.
1. Evaluate the cleanliness of the surface
It's only in adult films that the hero throws his partner on the floor on which they both just walked in street shoes, and then everything is fine. In reality, the consequences of such a literal sexual act can be quite unpleasant. One careless movement—and you could get Urinary tract infection: Causes, symptoms & treatment / Live Science , for example, a urinary tract infection (UTI). Just getting carried away, touching the floor with questionable cleanliness with your fingers, and then continuing intimate caresses with them.
Sounds, to be honest, unsexy. So pay attention to the hygienic characteristics of the surface where you plan to make love. If the cleanliness raises doubts, don’t take the risk. Especially since there are plenty of alternatives to sex on the floor—a lot.
2. Prepare the "bed"
The best clothes for sex on the floor are thick pants for the one on top and a warmer coat for the one on the bottom. Such an outfit will help avoid getting a cold back and bruises on the knees.
If having sex in a coat and rough pants seems like a silly idea, take care in advance of what will protect your exposed body parts from the harsh reality—a cold floor of hard tiles or a carpet that feels like sandpaper.
A "bed" can be a jacket, a sweater, a robe, a yoga mat, decorative pillows, a throw from a nearby chair, or a faux fur. If nothing like this is on hand, and you really want to havesex on the floor, come to terms with the fact that passion will have to be controlled. If you overdo it with intense movements, you won’t be able to avoid physical injuries.
3. Make sure to have napkins handy
Both regular paper and wet ones will be needed. They will help protect the clothing—improvised bed—from the traces of passion. And they will allow you to relatively comfortably run to the shower right after the love game or even do without it altogether.
4. Pay attention to foreplay
Sex on the floor attracts with spontaneity and speed. But for it to go smoothly, both partners must be aroused even before they tumble onto the laminate or, let's say, onto a romantic bear skin.
You can achieve arousal in various ways. Kiss, caress each other while standing on your feet. Or engage insexting—intimate messaging in messengers—some time before your meeting. Or warm up yourself and your partner with sexual foreplay in more comfortable locations—on the bed, table—and only then fall onto the floor.
5. Stock up on lubricants
Spontaneity has a downside: a woman's vagina may simply not produce enough lubrication in time. It’s good if you have lubricant on hand: it will ease penetration and make sex softer and more pleasant.
6. Choose a comfortable position
You can have sex on the floor in a regular missionary position. But that's boring. Here are several simple positions that will allow you to achieve orgasm as quickly, easily, and without bruising against a hard surface.
Rider position
One of the most comfortable positions: the man half-sits, leaning against the wall or couch or with his hands on the floor and legs stretched out, the woman sits on him from above. This construction is stable, and the couple will not slide on the floor during particularly intense movements.
An option for advanced players—the woman places her legs on the man's shoulders, while he holds her under the back with his hands, adjusting the angle of penetration.
Reverse cowgirl
The man sits in the same way as in the previous variant. The woman turns her back to her partner, settles on his knees, presses her feet and palms against the floor, and squatting down, lowers herself onto the penis.
This is the safest position: it’s almost impossible to rub the skin or get bruises.
Sitting face to face
Both sit on the floor facing each other. The man spreads his legs, the woman moves closer to her partner and throws her legs over his thighs.
Doggy style
The only thing that can get rubbed in this position are the knees. Put something soft under them.
7. Use improvised items
A pillow or rolled-up clothing can be placed under the hips of the partner who is on the bottom—for both skin protection and experimentation with the angle of penetration. The man can lean against the wall or couch to make the position more stable. The woman can hold onto the table or chair to reduce the load on her knees when she is on top.
8. Experiment
Sex on the floor is an experiment in itself. But this doesn't mean that, having chosen this location, you should limit yourself exclusively to vaginal intimacy.
Oral sex, cunnilingus, rimming, anal sex—experiment with various types of sexual contact. The only restriction is petting: since your hands will inevitably touch the floor, it's still better not to go near intimate organs with them.
